1st #TeamBoondocks Tiny Chat: Cam Bitch #FAIL

Aiight so on Sundays round 9pm EST, #TeamBoondocks holds a Tiny Chat 2 get at da followers b4 da show. We clown round, answer questions, go in on niggas, whutever.
Da members dat showed up wus:

Me (@RILEY_BOONDOCKS)
Flonominal (@FlonominalBD)
Thugnificent (@Thugnificent_BD)
SGT Gutta (@SGT_GUTTA)
A Pimp Named Slickback (@Pimpslickback_)
Cindy (@CindyMac_BD)
Grandad (@Grandad_BD) *4 a hot second 2see titties

All #Dickridere got booted as soon as dey logged in.

Dis past sunday (6/20/10) wus da 1st 1 n dat shit wus STOOPID. We had @Pimpslickback_ on da mic doggin hoes, bitches singing off key, babies cryin in da background, a fat hoe on cam, a yuckmouth afropuff lookin hoe, a african bambatta 'give us free' lookin hoe, 2crazy white hoes, n a Flocka lookin nigga.

Next time, be dere. Look at dese pics:

idgaf whut yall say, dis baby wus ugly. #Period

dis bitch ^^ aint even have no sound on her cam. She stayed

on da phone, talkin shit 2nobody since AT&T cut her ass off

2days ago. PS: hur neck is long as FUCK! #greatneck

Dis hoe said she wus whitenin hur teeth n shit

She had 2have at least 172 n possible teeth

in hur mouf.

kiddie porn. Whut more can be said? Where da

fuck is child services when u need em?

I WISH I woulda got da shot of dem when dey 1st

logged on cam. Dese bitches wus eatin da shit outta sum

ramen noodles out da cup. Da fat 1 sluped dat shit

down like...well yall know like whut. 2add 2dat shit

dese hoes kept gettin booted off da cam cause

dey connection wus on dial up. Dese #brokehoes

wus still usin dat 30day free trial of AOL. Bitch

YOU GOT MAIL! #fuckouttahere. Den dey came back

cause dey picked up free wifi from a nigga cross da

street. Bitch please, go eat a Twinkie hoe.

Real Nigga Last Remarks

Come in on our TinyChat on cam n u WILL be captured n posted wit yo ignorant asses. Fuck yall think dis is?  Next Sunday, 9pm EST we doin it again. I DARE yall niggas 2cam up.

Cause dese niggas gone be mad -___-

Twitter: Pt3 Censored Yo Bitch Ass!

Niggas got to be da most controllin people in da world. We stay tellin other niggas whut dey can n can't say/do. Twitter done made it worse. As soon as a nigga get a few hunnid followers n mentions, he go fuckin Hollywood.

I done seen plenty of dis shit on Twitter lately, n I only smh. How u gone tell another nigga whut dey can/cant tweet or RT? N u be surprised at da amount of niggas dat actually LISTEN! Uh...#realniggasdontfollowinstructions

Saw dis on Twitter today when a nigga wus lookin through sum of yall tweets:

Them: Yo stop tweetin bout dat shit
U: My bad =/

Them: Nigga u dumb 4postin dat. Nobody wanna hear dat shit.
U: okay, i didnt know...

Them: Dont tweet 1statement n leave it at dat! Either elaborate or dont tweet at all!
U: O...

WTF?! Serious?! Who da fuck are u to tell a nigga whut 2 do in dere timeline? If 1 or 3 tweets affect u dat much, den nigga stop fuckin payin attention! Stop readin ma tweets n RTs! It aint ma fault I'm da most active nigga on yo timeline.

OR

STOP FUCKIN FOLLOWIN ME NIGGA!

Ima admit dat unfollowin a nigga cause a tweet dat wusnt even bout u made u cry like a bitch is #gay. Da fuck u gettin a attitude 4? U lookin like a soft ass bitch nigga 4dat. #iswear

Nigga I aint never in da past or present changed da way I tweet. I say whut da fuck I want n aint NOBODY gone stop me. If a nigga let dat shit affect me, den I wouldnt be muthafuckin Riley Freeman.

Somebody hit me wit a link 2 The Killer Truth's Site in ma mentions last nite. Now while I dont fuck wit dat nigga or his site, a nigga aint got shit ginst em. Do yo thang nigga. *shrugs*

But da post bout 'Boondocks Etiquette' made a nigga laugh so fuckin hard ma sides still fuckin hurtin. Cmon nigga let's be real. No, most niggas DONT get da point of da Boondocks n da messages we push out, but ALOT of niggas do. N if dey so chose 2tweet:

" Yall just dont understand da true meaning of the Boondocks, smh..."

Den it's FINE! Niggas stop bein da Twitter Etiquette police!

If I tweet bout a sandwich I had once den switch over n tweet bout sum other shit, who da fuck cares?! It aint stupid or bein pompous dat a nigga holdin in info bout somthin, it's just dat maybe dey dont wanna take da time out 2tell da details. Aint nobody REQUIRED 2enlighten other niggas when dey can damn well get off dey lazy asses n do it on dey own. Dis da line from TKT post dat got me:

"Thus, if you can shed some light on an aspect of the show, yet fail to do it, you’re not only being a condescending and selfish asshole, you’re not getting the show."

Cmon nigga, really? Da show is deep, yeah. Da show gotta bigger meanin den most niggas realize, yeah. But 2 tell a nigga dey 'condescending and selfish' just cause dey aint sharing publicly accessible knowledge bout da show is sum ol bullshit.

Real Nigga Last Remarks:

 If da above examples sound like u, den u need 2cut dem strings off yo puppet ass n grow sum fuckin balls nigga. Stop lettin random niggas cuff u. Cause #thatshitsgay

Nigga U Mad? -___-

#ThatNiggaGay

Da biggest #NiggaYouGay stamp goes 2 dat lanky bitch Justin Bieber. Here u go nigga, use it wit pride. You earned dis shit:

So ya boi just had 2force myself 2 sit through da whole Justin Bieber "Baby" video and 20secs into it, a nigga wanted 2bang ma head against da keyboard. And if u trust anythin a nigga say wit hair wrapped round his head like he stylin in dis bitch, u need 2 question yo sexuality. Is dis nigga really trynna sing bout love? Serious nigga? No. Nigga u 16.

Gettin good love advice from dis nigga is like:

a)a mexican havin his legal papers
b)a nigga havin bills in his own name
c)a white nigga runnin when he see niggas runnin
d)a asian not ownin a hair store or nail shop

None of dat shit will ever happen!

On sum real, dis nigga is from Canada. CANADA! A nigga see all types of shit wrong wit dat right dere.(U free healthcare havin....)

Den a nigga saw dis interview--> True or false: 'Bieber' is German for basketball?" "Huh?" "German." "Huh? German?" "Yes, German." "I dunno what you're saying."

Da nigga even showed da dumbfuck da paper wit da word on it and his ass still couldn't get it. Bitch, da word is German, u saw it on da got damn paper! Da fuck is wrong wit u?! Read nigga! Read!

His answer: "We dont say dat in America."

REALLY NIGGA?! I know I aint da smartest nigga in da world, but I know da damn word 'German' IS a part of our language! U mop headed bitch!

Oh and dis muthafucka got nominated 4 a 2010 BET Award as Best New Artist! WTF? Last time a nigga checked, da nigga wus white as milk. Niggas been workin hard 2 get a damn BET award (even doe u can prolly get 1 on Ebay or Craigslist 4da low) and here come dis chalky bitch stealin dey shine. Oh wait, I hear yall niggas sayin, "But Riley, Eminem n Justin Timberlake were nominated b4 too. What about them?"

Dem niggas get a pass. Why? Cause dey make real music bitch! Dat transparent nigga JB be singin bout sum ol bullshit!

And da point aint wether he win or not, it's dat he dont fuckin belong dere! Da shit's stupid, just like his lyrics!

Whoever dresses dat nigga needs a fuckin life coach and need 2be on suicide watch. Dis niggas shoes wus bigger den his fuckin head.

U bobble headed, skinny jean wearin, bigfoot muthafucka, A nigga waitin 4da day 4 yo career 2end.

Check out dis statement:

"Arriving at Auckland airport in New Zealand later that day, RadioLIVE New Zealand reported on airport security's efforts to keep Bieber out of trouble. He later tweeted that somebody stole his hat and "knocked down his mama." The teenage girl who stole the hat then uploaded a video to the Internet, outlining the demands of her extortion attempt."

Hold up, u let yo mama get knocked down AND u got ganked 4yo hat by a girl? Oh u's a BITCH. Here's a smiley face---> :) A nigga heard bitches love does.

And i ont know how yall feel bout dis, but if somebody knocked ma mama down, we workin. His ass just stood dere n let it happen.

And 2da Bieber fans: grow da fuck up! Especially if u a 21y/o broad defendin dat nigga on ma timeline

Talkin bout, 'his music is da best' or 'i totally love him'. Well bitch, totally get da fuck off youtube b4 u get fired at work watchin em.

Fuck u gone explain 2yo husband u got fired cause u wus tweetn a kid on da company computer? Oh shit, dere go dat damn health insurance hoe.  Awl bitch, u can't even grocery shop no mo!

Husband: Baby what happened?
U: Um...I got fired.
Husband: Why?
U: Um...I wus on twitter and...
Husband: Bitch I know u wusn't trynna get dat lil white boy's attention again! Bitch u 32 years old wit two kids! What we gone do now? U know I ain't got no job hoe!

Real Nigga Last Remarks:

#ThatNiggaGay. But den again...wtf I know? I'm just a lil black cartoon boy...wit 17k followers, uh blog n a candy hustle...#evl

Nigga U Mad? -___-

Coldest Speech n da History of Cartoons

"Fuck you, fuck the plane you flew in on, fuck them shoes, fuck them socks with the belt on it, fuck yo gay ass muthafuckin’ accent, fuck them cheap ass cigars, fuck yo yukmouth teeth, fuck yo hair piece, fuck yo chocolate, fuck Guy Ritchie, fuck Prince William, fuck the Queen. This is America. My president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga. Now get the fuck out my hotel room. And if I see you in the street I’m slappin’ the shit out of you"

“

—	Riley Freeman, The Boondocks, Season 3: Episode 7, “The Fundraiser.”

(via @martinmcflyy on twitter)

Twitter: Pt2 "I Got HACKED" & BARBIE Status

"OMFG I GOT HACKED!" <--why?

"Yeah I had another account, but it was hacked, follow this one." <--no

"My account was hacked n somebody posted dat bullshit on my page, but now I got it back." <--nigga cause u "hacked" yo self dumbass

Yall tired of dis shit yet? Cause ya boi is.

Seems like eryday a nutha nigga sayin he wus 'hacked'. Dat shit is a bigger lie den sayin "I Got Excellent Credit" n u black. Who made bein hacked popular anyway? Prolly a celebrity.

If a celeb posted sum shit on his page like dis:

SouljaBoy: I'm broke as fuck and lame as hell. Stop following me!

TPain: I'm stupid as fuck 4usin all that auto tune. Jay Z is killin me!

RevRunWisdom: Yo I'm tired of givin yall niggas advice, go fuck yoself!

iamdiddy: ciroc is a drug! i swear we put cocaine in it! Drink it bitch! Let's go!

Den dey all post dis:

"If you believed those posts, you're not a #truefan. My account was hacked. I am now back in control of my page."

NIGGA PLEASE! Nobody gets hacked den gets dere shit back! Nobody unless u a)faked a hacking or b)are a got damn hacker urself n hacked dat shit BACK.  And if u get hacked, chances are, yo boi aint gone re-follow u. Especially since u went n deleted tweets dat aint have shit 2do wit yo "hacking". #Suspect

Stop doin dis shit 4 publicity bitches!
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(Shoutout 2 all da female followers dat helped yo boi wit dis stupid ass barbie shit)

U know whut da fuck else is outta hand? BARBIES. Ery since Nicki Minaj claimed Barbie status, all yall hoes been doin it. Oh n it aint just da hoes. Sum of yall niggas leakin pink too.

WTF is dat shit? Is he posed 2b da new Ken? "Homo Ken".

2ma knowledge Barbie aint NEVER weighed 2 tons

Dis is da only BARBIE a nigga ever knew existed:

white, black n other

Go take a look at her pics. WARNING: DESE SHITS MIGHT MAKE U LOSE YO LUNCH AND/OR VISION http://twitpic.com/photos/Jbarbie20

I got into it wit da fat hoe a couple weeks ago, n i ont even remember why. Maybe she gotta smart mouth. Maybe she tried 2send yo boi nude pics. Maybe da hoe tried 2eat me. I dunno. All I know is:
BITCH YOU ARE NOT A BARBIE!

And 4 all u other BARBIE hoes out here: Get a fuckin life. U are not a plastic doll. Okay, okay, sum of yall mite have fake parts, but dat still dont qualify u 4 BARBIE status. Here's a checklist:

• u gotta b made in china
• u gotta be 100% vinyl
• u gotta be 11inches tall <--no exceptions
• yo head should be able 2 do 360's
• if yo head come off, u shouldn't die; it should pop back on
• yo hair should b fake <--well dats not hard, sum of yall already got dat part on lock
• u ALWAYS gotta be smilin
• yo eyes gotta STAY open <--bitch i bet not catch u sleepin!
• u gotta have 57million careers
• yo hands can't close around shit
• u can't give head cause yo mouth don't open <---n no talkin back bitch!
• u dont need 2eat <--no chedda biscuits 4u hoe!
• ery shoe u wear gotta have a heel cause yo foot gotta permanent arch in dat bitch
• u aint got no pussy <---seriously
• u gotta get bought from a store, in a box wit sum shit holdin u up wit da price endin in .99
• u gotta have a nigga dat AINT DOIN SHIT wit his life <--oh shit, sum of yall got dat on lock  2

Now go head n check yoself ginst dat list. If ERYTHING dont apply 2 u, BITCH U AINT A BARBIE!

Real Nigga Last Remarks:

Claimin 2b a Barbie is worse den, shit...I dunno. Whut's worse den claimin u a fake hoe wit no workin parts?

Nigga U Mad? -___-

Twitter: Pt1

Aiight yall. Twitter is gettin outta fuckin hand.

I been on Twitter since Feb of 2010 and da shit went slow at 1st. Okay, da show wusn't back on yet. A nigga wus kickin it wit da niggas dat wus followin n shit. But soon as da show came back in May, a nigga started movin numbers on a daily. Da fam got online: @grandad_bd, @hueyBoondocks, @Thugnificent_bd, @Flonominal_bd, @TheMacktastical. Erything wus cool. Den outta nowhere, here come some fuckin #dickrider claimin 2b yo boy and erybody like, which 1 is real? WTF? Neither! Since when can a nigga get verified as a cartoon?!

But u know whut a nigga learned from dat shit? Niggas will follow ANYBODY dey think know somebody famous. SMH...

But anyway, fuck dat soft shit. Dis is whut it is:

U niggas out here startin #twitterbeef gotta be da lamest niggas I don't know. Who da fuck argues over da fuckin net? Nigga grow sum balls and meet dat nigga in da streets. Start a niggamoment. Dat ibeef makes u look like a colorful ass gay ass wanna be thug. #Shutthefuckup!

Like I said b4, if a nigga say sum dumb shit 2u and u reply back, dat aint beef.

Them: @... is mad cause he a lame ass nigga

U: @...Nigga who wus even talkin 2u? #fuckouttahere

Them: @...nigga dont get mad at me cause u a bitch!

Dis is beef:

Them: @...is mad cause he a lame ass nigga wit no followers. But dat bitch aint gone say shit.

U: @...nigga fuck u, yo beats is garbage and u mad cause a nigga aint gone work wit u

Them: oh nigga ma beats garbage? Yo girl aint say dat shit when I wus 'Beatin' er last nite!

U: Nigga u fuckin wit da wrong one. I got goons out here

Them: Nigga what goons?! U stay wit yo mama on...

U: I need all ma followers 2go spam @... matter fact, call dat nigga and tell em what a bitch he is 555-555-5555

O_o WTF? Nigga u pullin a Kat Stacks now? U passin out numbers now? See wtf I mean? Yall nigga dont know how many of them shits I get a day in ma replies from niggas i aint NEVER heard or seen b4. So whut I wanna know is, what's da problem u got wit me? Be real nigga. I'm only 1 @ away. Bitch niggas is mad cause either a) i got mo followers den em or b)i got mo shine den em.

In any case, nigga idgaf bout yo dumbass hatin on me! A nigga got way mo niggas dat fuck wit yo boi 2worry bout a hater named @...<--insert yo hatin ass name here.

And stop demandin ma attention. Damn nigga, get off ma dick. All I gotta do is post 1 tweet n u know how many replies n RTs a nigga get? 2many 2read em all! Da 1's i do read i usually try 2reply 2, cause a nigga aint scared 2talk 2nobody. A nigga aint Hollywood n shit. Fuck all dat, a nigga trynna make yall laugh n shit. A nigga trynna be real.

Another thing: #subtweetin do fuckin exist. Somebody hit me da other day when a nigga wus doin Riley Goes In - Part1 n said, "Subtweetin don't exist, u makin shit up now nigga". Fuck dat. Am I? Maybe summa u need a example so u can fuckin stop doin it!

U: fuck niggas need 2quit talkin shit n learn da game! Niggas get delt wit! Fuck all yall bitches!

Nigga who da fuck u talkin 2? Why is yo timeline full of tweets just like dat 1? @ da nigga u talkin bout n get it off yo chest. I know a nigga just said dat #twitterbeef is stupid, but got damn! #subtweetin is even worse! Make u look like a bitch straight out da pussy! So either tell dat nigga why u mad, or #shutthefuckup. Niggas dont wanna see dat shit on dey timeline. Fuck u and yo #twitterbeef nigga.

4da niggas dat say niggas floodin yo timeline: #shutyobitchassup. Twitter wus made 2tweet, therefore, Ima do dat shit til I feel like quittin. And if u don't like it, lean real hard on da Unfollow button n fuckin leave! Quote a nigga on dis shit cause i done said it b4:

"Twitter is NOT a hostage situation. If u don't like wtf a nigga gotta say, LEAVE. Ain't nobody gone miss yo dumbass."

And stop sayin: "nigga u mad" when u think u just 'roasted' me. WTF. no nigga i aint mad. Annoyed dat u still livin? Yeah. Wishin u would get a life? Hell yeah. Mad? #fuckouttahere

Some of u niggas need 2go 2 dictionary.com n look up da meanin of 'mad'.

On sum real shit, yeah, I do help sum niggas promo they selfs or music sumtimes. A nigga got over 15k followers, shit, why shouldn't I help a nigga out sumtimes? But dat dont mean i'm yo fuckin Agent in dis bitch. But when dem niggas DO blow up, a nigga gone need sum of dat guap. (No nigga, im serious)

Real Nigga Last Remarks:

FUCK #TEAMFOLLOWBACK N JUSTIN BEIBER! BOTH R DUMB AS FUCK N HAVE NO CAUSE!

Nigga U Mad? -___-