RT this if u readin this!
RT this if u like cheese!
RT this if u gonna RT this!
What. Da. Fuck?
On some real shit, da Retweet button should be worn da fuck out by now wit da way niggas is usin it. Once u hit da RT button, a option should pop up n say, 'nigga u sure? cause dis shit look like sum ol bull.' I hate dese tweets da most:
Go 2my page n RT that last tweet!! RT RT RT!
Nigga no. If I wanna RT somthin, I'ma do it. Otherwise, quit fuckin askin. Makes u look thirsty as shit 4 a fuckin top tweet. Da fuck u even win when u get a top tweet? Money? A car? A movie deal? Oh shit, dat's right, NOTHING besides yo tweet on da front page of twitter which still comes out 2NOTHING.
Yeah n I hear yall talkin bout, "bein on da front page gives u promotion." Yeah it do, but promotion 2who? When u loggin in via da web, how long u actually stay on da front page? Whut, 5-10seconds tops? And even den, u payin attention 2loggin in, NOT da top tweets. (shoutout 2da ignorant niggas dats bout 2go n try 2prove me wrong #fuckouttahere)
And den u gotta think bout da people dat use apps 2access Twitter. Dem niggas NEVER see da front page cause most likely, dey already logged in n shit. So whut's da point of bein dere?
I remember 1 of da 1st times da nigga playin Grandad made Top Tweets. Whew! Dat nigga wus on it wit da QUICKNESS!! N ever since, he been RT'n his fuckin heart out 2try n make it at every turn. #niggayougay
Now true, sum niggas just RT just cause dey feel like it, but MOST NIGGAS want a RT 2show other niggas dat dese niggas think dey da shit.
Let's say u been tweet'n bout, oh i dunno, hoes, tittys n thongs since u signed up n still no Top Tweets. All a sudden, u gettin questioned like, "damn, don't u ever tweet bout other shit?"
Guess whut? Yup, u got it! Time 2make Top Tweets so u can try n get new followers 2block dem other 1s out! So now u post a tweet dat's way outta character 4u, but u know it's gone work cause niggas on twitter love dat intelligent-soundin, deep, sappy shit. (Especially bitches #imjustsayin)
Timeline Example: (remember u been tweet'n bout tittys n shit all week)
U: I got da most followers wit da biggest tittys on Earth! RT if u agree! <---not a Top Tweet
U: Women are beautiful. We really need to stop degrading them and recognize them for the blessing they truly are. <--Looks like we got a Top Tweet on our hands!
U: Whew girl! Bend over n show me dat ass! <---Really nigga?
No disrespect but, females are da easiest 1s 2deceive in2 RT'n lies u tell. Females LOVE tweets concernin how dey should be treated or pumping up dey egos. Don't believe me? Go check sum Top Tweets or somebody's RTs. U gone see whut I mean. Or...maybe u won't. *shrug*
Matter of fact...most of yall won't n prolly done took offense 2dis halfway through. Oh well.
Real Nigga Last Remarks:
STOP LETTIN DESE NIGGAS USE U IN DA RT GAME! CAUSE WHILE U GETTIN EM A TOP TWEET, DEY SITTIN BACK SIPPIN ON A VITAMIN WATER, REPLYIN TO HOES DAT TAKE DEY CLOTHES OFF 4 A RT!
EXTRA REMARKS:
If u feel da need 2join #TeamFollowBack 2gain followers, whut is dat really sayin bout u? 1) U 2lazy to put sum real effort in 2find yo own followers. 2) U must be borin as fuck cause u gotta bribe niggas 2follow u.
3) Twitter is just another #'s game to make u feel like a star.
Wow, great job u fuckin #lame, u had 2follow 30,000ppl 2get 30,000 followers
(haha, n dey say I'M da fake 1)
Nigga U Mad? -___-
