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Friday, July 2, 2010

Twitter: Follow Me Cause I Hate U

So here it came n went. Da infamous BET Awards, or as erybody is callin it now, da EBT Awards.


I know all of Chris Brown's #twitterbodyguards is gone get me 4dis, but i dont fuckin care.


How ironic is it dat chris brown was losin da vote 4da 'Fandemonium' Award 4BET, cried durin his MJ tribute den ended up winnin it?


NOPE! Scratch dat!

A nigga wus gone talk bout da awards n other shit, but I got mo important shit 2address. I spent da day just silently watchin ma timeline n done seen sum ill shit...

Twitter should change dey tagline from: 'What Are You Doing?' to 'Follow Me Cause I Hate U'

#Realtalk  Twitter is da new fake reality tv joint, #iswear. Erybody trynna be a twitter celeb n get dey #'s up just cause. A few days ago, a nigga asked a question on twitter n got alotta da same anwers.

Q: if u saw 1of yo followers from Twitter in real life, would u say somthin 2em, or keep it movin?
A: Keep It Movin.
Wait, so dat means yo ass wants thousands of followers, but u can givva fuck less bout who dey are, long as dey make yo numbers go up? But dey way a nigga see it; dis must be da rule yall be followin:

Big #'s = u a real life celeb n allowed 2say ANYTHING.

Man fuck all dat. Check dis out: I say whut da hell I want, yeah, but I been sayin rude shit since I had 1 follower. 20k didn't change me or ma tweets. Don't believe me? Take da time out n go all da way back 2 da beginning of ya boi's timeline. N dats EXACTLY how I talk in real life aka off twitter. Sum of yall say da most OUTLANDISH bullshit a nigga ever heard on twitter, but would NEVER say half dat shit in real life. No serious, I actually know sum of ma followers in real life n #iswear dey twitter personality is a 180 from dey real life 1.

STOP TREATIN TWITTER LIKE IT'S A FUCKIN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN DIS BITCH! NIGGA I CAN STILL SEE U HERE! U STILL A PART OF DIS WORLD! U ONT GO ON 'INVISIBLE' WHEN U LOG IN YO ACCOUNT NIGGA!

I ont know whut da fuck done got into sum of yall niggas recently, but I can tell u dis: U actin like a BITCH. BRAND FUCKIN NEW. Yall EXTRA niggas is outta fuckin control actin like yall run da world just cause yall gotta lot of followers n shit. Cause when u log off twitter, who da fuck are u den? Still da same ol nigga u wus, workin da same stupid ass job at da wing hut. When I log out, I aint @Riley_Boondocks no mo. When u log out, u aint @iRaped(insert dumbass name here) or @marblezbitches or @ka_ka_krazybitch. I mean, I know u ont put dat shit on yo resume nigga. Or at least, a nigga hope not.

Yeah I went off on a rant real quick da other day, but 4good reason. It's alotta niggas out here yall followin dat hate da fuck outta yall. Dat think yall stupid as fuck. Dat think yall wont notice shit dey do 2yall. N on sum real shit, I gotta congratulate dem slick muthafuckas 4havin so many of yall fooled n shit. If yall only knew da truth, it'd be a fuckin twitter riot, but den again, if u look close enuff n pay sum gotdamn attention, u'd see it 2.

Ma question is, why not just tell em u hate em? Tell em u think dey stupid as fuck 4followin u? Tell em u got betta things 2do den answer dey stupid ass questions? Why talk shit behind dey backs? Ohhh, dat's rite, cause den you'd lose yo numbers. And if u lost yo followers, den dat mean u lost U. Lol, aint dat sum shit? Yo high ass numbers mite make U, but I aint trynna let dat shit make ME. I FUCKIN MAKE ME.

N whoeva came up wit #teamfollowback need to be shot. No seriously, who da fuck came up wit dat? A nigga really wanna know. Dat means, u follow me, I follow u, but den we never speak again. Really? All dis shameless promo just 4followers u aint never gone talk 2 is sum ol bullshit. Da only time I ont talk 2ma followers is when i'm a)offline or b)hit wit 100 @'s a minute like on sundays durin da show.

But since u niggas is so worried bout whut I do, let's talk bout dat real quick.

1: Quit fuckin policin ma timeline! I always speak ma mind on any subject n never bother u less u bothered me 1st. If u aint followin me, den why da fuck u care so much bout whut I'm doin? If u are followin me n I'm upsettin u dat much, here go sum picture instructions 4yo dumbass:


2: "Riley you're only here for the numbers too." WRONG! I could give a fuck less bout how many followin me cause dat shit can and does change eryday. A nigga lose n gain followers eryday, but idgaf cause i'm here 4yall. When wus da last time yall niggas saw me do a shameless promo 4myself like #teamfollowback or #roadto(insert high ass number here)? U haven't! Da only promos I do is 4yall. #follow4follow (#F4F), #FF or #shoutouts. Shit if I got 20k followers dat u need 2reach, why shouldn't I help a nigga out?

3: I AINT NEVER GONE GET VERIFIED! SO QUIT FUCKIN ASKIN! TWITTER WILL NOT VERIFY A CARTOON! DA ONLY REAL 2LIFE RILEY DAT U CAN FOLLOW IS REGINA KING!

4: Do not DM or @ me ANYTHING dat could put me in da middle of yo bullshit. Don't tell ME dat u aint fuckin wit HIM/HER no mo. Tell DEM. Da fuck would I care? It makes u come off like a BAN when u tellin erybody but da nigga u gotta problem wit dat yall even got a problem.

5: U can talk all da shit in da world 2 a nigga n I still won't block u. Whut's da point when I can just ignore u? All u doin is showin da world how much u thinkin bout me (which is hella gay btw).

But shit, looks like a nigga done upset summa yall. Oh well. I'm onto sum #F4F shit

Real Nigga Last Remarks:

A nigga gone ALWAYS go back n forth wit u, but dat don't mean I hate u or sum other bitch shit. Now it mite mean I think u stupid as fuck 4@'n me whateva u did, but nuthin else. AND, if u hate me 4sum reason or another, lemme know. Or not. Let dat shit build up in yo chest 4all I care. Clog up yo arteries n veins of "I hate Riley" chants. LMAO, u ol high blood pressure ass havin niggas.

Nigga U Mad? -___-