Nigga U Mad (-__

Monday, June 14, 2010

Coldest Speech n da History of Cartoons

"Fuck you, fuck the plane you flew in on, fuck them shoes, fuck them socks with the belt on it, fuck yo gay ass muthafuckin’ accent, fuck them cheap ass cigars, fuck yo yukmouth teeth, fuck yo hair piece, fuck yo chocolate, fuck Guy Ritchie, fuck Prince William, fuck the Queen. This is America. My president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga. Now get the fuck out my hotel room. And if I see you in the street I’m slappin’ the shit out of you"

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—	Riley Freeman, The Boondocks, Season 3: Episode 7, “The Fundraiser.”

(via @martinmcflyy on twitter)

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Twitter: Pt2 "I Got HACKED" & BARBIE Status

"OMFG I GOT HACKED!" <--why?

"Yeah I had another account, but it was hacked, follow this one." <--no

"My account was hacked n somebody posted dat bullshit on my page, but now I got it back." <--nigga cause u "hacked" yo self dumbass

Yall tired of dis shit yet? Cause ya boi is.

Seems like eryday a nutha nigga sayin he wus 'hacked'. Dat shit is a bigger lie den sayin "I Got Excellent Credit" n u black. Who made bein hacked popular anyway? Prolly a celebrity.

If a celeb posted sum shit on his page like dis:

SouljaBoy: I'm broke as fuck and lame as hell. Stop following me!

TPain: I'm stupid as fuck 4usin all that auto tune. Jay Z is killin me!

RevRunWisdom: Yo I'm tired of givin yall niggas advice, go fuck yoself!

iamdiddy: ciroc is a drug! i swear we put cocaine in it! Drink it bitch! Let's go!

Den dey all post dis:

"If you believed those posts, you're not a #truefan. My account was hacked. I am now back in control of my page."

NIGGA PLEASE! Nobody gets hacked den gets dere shit back! Nobody unless u a)faked a hacking or b)are a got damn hacker urself n hacked dat shit BACK. And if u get hacked, chances are, yo boi aint gone re-follow u. Especially since u went n deleted tweets dat aint have shit 2do wit yo "hacking". #Suspect

Stop doin dis shit 4 publicity bitches!
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(Shoutout 2 all da female followers dat helped yo boi wit dis stupid ass barbie shit)

U know whut da fuck else is outta hand? BARBIES. Ery since Nicki Minaj claimed Barbie status, all yall hoes been doin it. Oh n it aint just da hoes. Sum of yall niggas leakin pink too.

WTF is dat shit? Is he posed 2b da new Ken? "Homo Ken".

2ma knowledge Barbie aint NEVER weighed 2 tons

Dis is da only BARBIE a nigga ever knew existed:

white, black n other

Go take a look at her pics. WARNING: DESE SHITS MIGHT MAKE U LOSE YO LUNCH AND/OR VISION http://twitpic.com/photos/Jbarbie20

I got into it wit da fat hoe a couple weeks ago, n i ont even remember why. Maybe she gotta smart mouth. Maybe she tried 2send yo boi nude pics. Maybe da hoe tried 2eat me. I dunno. All I know is:
BITCH YOU ARE NOT A BARBIE!

And 4 all u other BARBIE hoes out here: Get a fuckin life. U are not a plastic doll. Okay, okay, sum of yall mite have fake parts, but dat still dont qualify u 4 BARBIE status. Here's a checklist:

u gotta b made in china
u gotta be 100% vinyl
u gotta be 11inches tall <--no exceptions
yo head should be able 2 do 360's
if yo head come off, u shouldn't die; it should pop back on
yo hair should b fake <--well dats not hard, sum of yall already got dat part on lock
u ALWAYS gotta be smilin
yo eyes gotta STAY open <--bitch i bet not catch u sleepin!
u gotta have 57million careers
yo hands can't close around shit
u can't give head cause yo mouth don't open <---n no talkin back bitch!
u dont need 2eat <--no chedda biscuits 4u hoe!
ery shoe u wear gotta have a heel cause yo foot gotta permanent arch in dat bitch
u aint got no pussy <---seriously
u gotta get bought from a store, in a box wit sum shit holdin u up wit da price endin in .99
u gotta have a nigga dat AINT DOIN SHIT wit his life <--oh shit, sum of yall got dat on lock 2

Now go head n check yoself ginst dat list. If ERYTHING dont apply 2 u, BITCH U AINT A BARBIE!

Real Nigga Last Remarks:

Claimin 2b a Barbie is worse den, shit...I dunno. Whut's worse den claimin u a fake hoe wit no workin parts?

Nigga U Mad? -___-

Friday, June 11, 2010

Twitter: Pt1

Aiight yall. Twitter is gettin outta fuckin hand.

I been on Twitter since Feb of 2010 and da shit went slow at 1st. Okay, da show wusn't back on yet. A nigga wus kickin it wit da niggas dat wus followin n shit. But soon as da show came back in May, a nigga started movin numbers on a daily. Da fam got online: @grandad_bd, @hueyBoondocks, @Thugnificent_bd, @Flonominal_bd, @TheMacktastical. Erything wus cool. Den outta nowhere, here come some fuckin #dickrider claimin 2b yo boy and erybody like, which 1 is real? WTF? Neither! Since when can a nigga get verified as a cartoon?!

But u know whut a nigga learned from dat shit? Niggas will follow ANYBODY dey think know somebody famous. SMH...

But anyway, fuck dat soft shit. Dis is whut it is:

U niggas out here startin #twitterbeef gotta be da lamest niggas I don't know. Who da fuck argues over da fuckin net? Nigga grow sum balls and meet dat nigga in da streets. Start a niggamoment. Dat ibeef makes u look like a colorful ass gay ass wanna be thug. #Shutthefuckup!

Like I said b4, if a nigga say sum dumb shit 2u and u reply back, dat aint beef.

Them: @... is mad cause he a lame ass nigga

U: @...Nigga who wus even talkin 2u? #fuckouttahere

Them: @...nigga dont get mad at me cause u a bitch!

Dis is beef:

Them: @...is mad cause he a lame ass nigga wit no followers. But dat bitch aint gone say shit.

U: @...nigga fuck u, yo beats is garbage and u mad cause a nigga aint gone work wit u

Them: oh nigga ma beats garbage? Yo girl aint say dat shit when I wus 'Beatin' er last nite!

U: Nigga u fuckin wit da wrong one. I got goons out here

Them: Nigga what goons?! U stay wit yo mama on...

U: I need all ma followers 2go spam @... matter fact, call dat nigga and tell em what a bitch he is 555-555-5555

O_o WTF? Nigga u pullin a Kat Stacks now? U passin out numbers now? See wtf I mean? Yall nigga dont know how many of them shits I get a day in ma replies from niggas i aint NEVER heard or seen b4. So whut I wanna know is, what's da problem u got wit me? Be real nigga. I'm only 1 @ away. Bitch niggas is mad cause either a) i got mo followers den em or b)i got mo shine den em.

In any case, nigga idgaf bout yo dumbass hatin on me! A nigga got way mo niggas dat fuck wit yo boi 2worry bout a hater named @...<--insert yo hatin ass name here.

And stop demandin ma attention. Damn nigga, get off ma dick. All I gotta do is post 1 tweet n u know how many replies n RTs a nigga get? 2many 2read em all! Da 1's i do read i usually try 2reply 2, cause a nigga aint scared 2talk 2nobody. A nigga aint Hollywood n shit. Fuck all dat, a nigga trynna make yall laugh n shit. A nigga trynna be real.

Another thing: #subtweetin do fuckin exist. Somebody hit me da other day when a nigga wus doin Riley Goes In - Part1 n said, "Subtweetin don't exist, u makin shit up now nigga". Fuck dat. Am I? Maybe summa u need a example so u can fuckin stop doin it!

U: fuck niggas need 2quit talkin shit n learn da game! Niggas get delt wit! Fuck all yall bitches!

Nigga who da fuck u talkin 2? Why is yo timeline full of tweets just like dat 1? @ da nigga u talkin bout n get it off yo chest. I know a nigga just said dat #twitterbeef is stupid, but got damn! #subtweetin is even worse! Make u look like a bitch straight out da pussy! So either tell dat nigga why u mad, or #shutthefuckup. Niggas dont wanna see dat shit on dey timeline. Fuck u and yo #twitterbeef nigga.

4da niggas dat say niggas floodin yo timeline: #shutyobitchassup. Twitter wus made 2tweet, therefore, Ima do dat shit til I feel like quittin. And if u don't like it, lean real hard on da Unfollow button n fuckin leave! Quote a nigga on dis shit cause i done said it b4:

"Twitter is NOT a hostage situation. If u don't like wtf a nigga gotta say, LEAVE. Ain't nobody gone miss yo dumbass."

And stop sayin: "nigga u mad" when u think u just 'roasted' me. WTF. no nigga i aint mad. Annoyed dat u still livin? Yeah. Wishin u would get a life? Hell yeah. Mad? #fuckouttahere

Some of u niggas need 2go 2 dictionary.com n look up da meanin of 'mad'.

On sum real shit, yeah, I do help sum niggas promo they selfs or music sumtimes. A nigga got over 15k followers, shit, why shouldn't I help a nigga out sumtimes? But dat dont mean i'm yo fuckin Agent in dis bitch. But when dem niggas DO blow up, a nigga gone need sum of dat guap. (No nigga, im serious)