Well, it's that time of year again. New Year's Eve. Time for niggas to wild out, white people to jam pack Times Square and Mexicans to stay inside cause all the police check points got u shook. Wait...I guess that last one applies to us niggas too...*shrug*. So i'm over on Twitter watching yall make resolutions and swear to God, Jehovah, Allah, Satan, Scientology, sandwiches on wheat bread or whatever it is yall worship dat 2011 gone be yo year.
Uh...nigga you said dat shit last year and...well, we see da results, don't we?
If u rushin 2010 out cause u said it's a bad year, da fuck does that say bout you? 2011 starts at midnite n u still gone b a bitchass nigga, only on a different date. You still gone have bills dats past due and you still gone be broke as hell when da ball drop. The only difference is that it'll be the next day you dumb nigga.
If you really wanna make a resolution, a real honest one, resolve to be 10% less bitch. It's not that hard, especially for you niggas that's already 99.9% bitch. #imjustsayin
While I was watching my timeline and googling random shit, a thought crossed my mind. More and more people believe dat da end of da world is coming on December 21, 2012. If dat's da case, what time zone will da diasaster happen in? I'm bettin my money dat Asia gone catch dat shit 12 hours ahead of me. Shit, if y'all niggas smart, y'all would befriend a Chinese person and ask em 2text you when da end of the world starts. At least you got 12 hours to think of a plan, build a raft, rob a store, kill yourself, I dunno what you wanna do.
Aye...anybody else got a sudden craving for sum ham fried rice and a eggroll?
Real Nigga Last Remarks:
I gotta idea, in 2011, let's not make up fake tweets and kill off random celebs. How many more must die, for your timeline to look fly? Lol, #random chappelle quote, my bad I'm trippin off that bottle.
Nigga U Mad -___-
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