Welcome to Twitter
In da Twitter universe, (yes, if u aint know, Twitter qualifies as another universe since niggas think when dey log on, dey someplace else BUT Earth. I ain't know NASA accepted just ANYBODY)
1/4the the female population is made of vinyl plastic dats made in china. (dats a Barbie 4all u slow niggas)
FYI: In the twitter universe, niggas turn into the old Batman and hit u wit POWS, BOOMS, BAMS and other random gay ass typed out sound effects like they really hurt you.
Twitter breaks down more than a Jalapi in a snow storm. 0 followers, 0 following (whew, and niggas FREAK OUT when they see they lost all they *hard earned* followers)
Niggas postin dicks <--no one wants to fuckin see dat gay shit!
Females posting XXX pics for a follow when it ain't even them.
Talk shit behind a screen <--that's prolly the most popular thing to do on Twitter cause when shit gets real, you can just log out and say you roasted dat nigga. Naw nigga, stay online and finish yo weak ass jokes.
Broadcast they FULL Location. Da next nigga dat's in my area tweetin wit a location on is gone get a surprise visit n ass whoopin and/or robbing frum me. I mean, dat's whut you askin for...right? Why else would you tell me n millions of others where you are? Why why else would you be tellin us that you cashin yo check dat you just so happened to work overtime on? Nigga it's da holiday season n niggas need cash so uh...
Do not DM or Follow Kat Stacks...unless you want to end up exposed in her next WSHH video. Uh...CELEBRITIES, dat means YOU TOO!
jbarbie20 <--everybody should know this twitter name by now. I'm just waitin on the made for TV movie to premiere bout how we all made her ugly ass famous.
Twitpic they money that's actually bill or rent money. A couple of 20's is on the top and the rest is all dollar bills hiding underneath, making it look like u got dat gwop.
Get fired tweetn bout ditchin work or bitchin bout an interview dey just had. Nigga WE CAN STILL SEE YOU! The real world is still around and full of haters! Dat shit could mos def get back 2da person dat interviewed you, #dumbfuck!
Emotional broads and niggas...where da fuck dese niggas be coming from? They won't hesitate to jump into a convo dat don't concern em, get dey feelings hurt and cry to they friends to try to get back at you. They habitual emotional conversation jumpers. Well bitch, had you not put yo big ass nose in my convo, you woulda never got told da truth bout yo mama down at da welfare office in one of the closets wit...wait...don't do it Riley. Come back to the blog nigga......
Ok......
Fall in love <--niggas be actin like dis is Match.com. Fuck NO! Don't do it! You'll be sorry when you meet her and either a) end up missin or b)have your dick fall off later. Now which one is the lesser of two evils?
Real Nigga Last Remarks:
You gone WISH you listened. #thatisall Nigga U Mad -___-
This entry was originally started on 11/16/10 and was the idea of The_Boondocks
You gone WISH you listened. #thatisall Nigga U Mad -___-
This entry was originally started on 11/16/10 and was the idea of The_Boondocks
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