Twitter: Pt1

Aiight yall. Twitter is gettin outta fuckin hand.

I been on Twitter since Feb of 2010 and da shit went slow at 1st. Okay, da show wusn't back on yet. A nigga wus kickin it wit da niggas dat wus followin n shit. But soon as da show came back in May, a nigga started movin numbers on a daily. Da fam got online: @grandad_bd, @hueyBoondocks, @Thugnificent_bd, @Flonominal_bd, @TheMacktastical. Erything wus cool. Den outta nowhere, here come some fuckin #dickrider claimin 2b yo boy and erybody like, which 1 is real? WTF? Neither! Since when can a nigga get verified as a cartoon?!

But u know whut a nigga learned from dat shit? Niggas will follow ANYBODY dey think know somebody famous. SMH...

But anyway, fuck dat soft shit. Dis is whut it is:

U niggas out here startin #twitterbeef gotta be da lamest niggas I don't know. Who da fuck argues over da fuckin net? Nigga grow sum balls and meet dat nigga in da streets. Start a niggamoment. Dat ibeef makes u look like a colorful ass gay ass wanna be thug. #Shutthefuckup!

Like I said b4, if a nigga say sum dumb shit 2u and u reply back, dat aint beef.

Them: @... is mad cause he a lame ass nigga

U: @...Nigga who wus even talkin 2u? #fuckouttahere

Them: @...nigga dont get mad at me cause u a bitch!

Dis is beef:

Them: @...is mad cause he a lame ass nigga wit no followers. But dat bitch aint gone say shit.

U: @...nigga fuck u, yo beats is garbage and u mad cause a nigga aint gone work wit u

Them: oh nigga ma beats garbage? Yo girl aint say dat shit when I wus 'Beatin' er last nite!

U: Nigga u fuckin wit da wrong one. I got goons out here

Them: Nigga what goons?! U stay wit yo mama on...

U: I need all ma followers 2go spam @... matter fact, call dat nigga and tell em what a bitch he is 555-555-5555

O_o WTF? Nigga u pullin a Kat Stacks now? U passin out numbers now? See wtf I mean? Yall nigga dont know how many of them shits I get a day in ma replies from niggas i aint NEVER heard or seen b4. So whut I wanna know is, what's da problem u got wit me? Be real nigga. I'm only 1 @ away. Bitch niggas is mad cause either a) i got mo followers den em or b)i got mo shine den em.

In any case, nigga idgaf bout yo dumbass hatin on me! A nigga got way mo niggas dat fuck wit yo boi 2worry bout a hater named @...<--insert yo hatin ass name here.

And stop demandin ma attention. Damn nigga, get off ma dick. All I gotta do is post 1 tweet n u know how many replies n RTs a nigga get? 2many 2read em all! Da 1's i do read i usually try 2reply 2, cause a nigga aint scared 2talk 2nobody. A nigga aint Hollywood n shit. Fuck all dat, a nigga trynna make yall laugh n shit. A nigga trynna be real.

Another thing: #subtweetin do fuckin exist. Somebody hit me da other day when a nigga wus doin Riley Goes In - Part1 n said, "Subtweetin don't exist, u makin shit up now nigga". Fuck dat. Am I? Maybe summa u need a example so u can fuckin stop doin it!

U: fuck niggas need 2quit talkin shit n learn da game! Niggas get delt wit! Fuck all yall bitches!

Nigga who da fuck u talkin 2? Why is yo timeline full of tweets just like dat 1? @ da nigga u talkin bout n get it off yo chest. I know a nigga just said dat #twitterbeef is stupid, but got damn! #subtweetin is even worse! Make u look like a bitch straight out da pussy! So either tell dat nigga why u mad, or #shutthefuckup. Niggas dont wanna see dat shit on dey timeline. Fuck u and yo #twitterbeef nigga.

4da niggas dat say niggas floodin yo timeline: #shutyobitchassup. Twitter wus made 2tweet, therefore, Ima do dat shit til I feel like quittin. And if u don't like it, lean real hard on da Unfollow button n fuckin leave! Quote a nigga on dis shit cause i done said it b4:

"Twitter is NOT a hostage situation. If u don't like wtf a nigga gotta say, LEAVE. Ain't nobody gone miss yo dumbass."

And stop sayin: "nigga u mad" when u think u just 'roasted' me. WTF. no nigga i aint mad. Annoyed dat u still livin? Yeah. Wishin u would get a life? Hell yeah. Mad? #fuckouttahere

Some of u niggas need 2go 2 dictionary.com n look up da meanin of 'mad'.

On sum real shit, yeah, I do help sum niggas promo they selfs or music sumtimes. A nigga got over 15k followers, shit, why shouldn't I help a nigga out sumtimes? But dat dont mean i'm yo fuckin Agent in dis bitch. But when dem niggas DO blow up, a nigga gone need sum of dat guap. (No nigga, im serious)

Real Nigga Last Remarks:

FUCK #TEAMFOLLOWBACK N JUSTIN BEIBER! BOTH R DUMB AS FUCK N HAVE NO CAUSE!

Nigga U Mad? -___-