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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Twitter: Pt3 Censored Yo Bitch Ass!



Niggas got to be da most controllin people in da world. We stay tellin other niggas whut dey can n can't say/do. Twitter done made it worse. As soon as a nigga get a few hunnid followers n mentions, he go fuckin Hollywood.

I done seen plenty of dis shit on Twitter lately, n I only smh. How u gone tell another nigga whut dey can/cant tweet or RT? N u be surprised at da amount of niggas dat actually LISTEN! Uh...#realniggasdontfollowinstructions

Saw dis on Twitter today when a nigga wus lookin through sum of yall tweets:

Them: Yo stop tweetin bout dat shit
U: My bad =/

Them: Nigga u dumb 4postin dat. Nobody wanna hear dat shit.
U: okay, i didnt know...

Them: Dont tweet 1statement n leave it at dat! Either elaborate or dont tweet at all!
U: O...

WTF?! Serious?! Who da fuck are u to tell a nigga whut 2 do in dere timeline? If 1 or 3 tweets affect u dat much, den nigga stop fuckin payin attention! Stop readin ma tweets n RTs! It aint ma fault I'm da most active nigga on yo timeline.

OR

STOP FUCKIN FOLLOWIN ME NIGGA!

Ima admit dat unfollowin a nigga cause a tweet dat wusnt even bout u made u cry like a bitch is #gay. Da fuck u gettin a attitude 4? U lookin like a soft ass bitch nigga 4dat. #iswear

Nigga I aint never in da past or present changed da way I tweet. I say whut da fuck I want n aint NOBODY gone stop me. If a nigga let dat shit affect me, den I wouldnt be muthafuckin Riley Freeman.

Somebody hit me wit a link 2 The Killer Truth's Site in ma mentions last nite. Now while I dont fuck wit dat nigga or his site, a nigga aint got shit ginst em. Do yo thang nigga. *shrugs*

But da post bout 'Boondocks Etiquette' made a nigga laugh so fuckin hard ma sides still fuckin hurtin. Cmon nigga let's be real. No, most niggas DONT get da point of da Boondocks n da messages we push out, but ALOT of niggas do. N if dey so chose 2tweet:

" Yall just dont understand da true meaning of the Boondocks, smh..."

Den it's FINE! Niggas stop bein da Twitter Etiquette police!

If I tweet bout a sandwich I had once den switch over n tweet bout sum other shit, who da fuck cares?! It aint stupid or bein pompous dat a nigga holdin in info bout somthin, it's just dat maybe dey dont wanna take da time out 2tell da details. Aint nobody REQUIRED 2enlighten other niggas when dey can damn well get off dey lazy asses n do it on dey own. Dis da line from TKT post dat got me:

"Thus, if you can shed some light on an aspect of the show, yet fail to do it, you’re not only being a condescending and selfish asshole, you’re not getting the show."

Cmon nigga, really? Da show is deep, yeah. Da show gotta bigger meanin den most niggas realize, yeah. But 2 tell a nigga dey 'condescending and selfish' just cause dey aint sharing publicly accessible knowledge bout da show is sum ol bullshit.

Real Nigga Last Remarks:

 If da above examples sound like u, den u need 2cut dem strings off yo puppet ass n grow sum fuckin balls nigga. Stop lettin random niggas cuff u. Cause #thatshitsgay

Nigga U Mad? -___-

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