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Whutup, it's yo boy Reezy

Aiight, so, yall wanted a nigga to post a blog so here it is. If it makes u mad or u catch feelings from dis shit, GET A FUCKIN LIFE! Nigga dis shit is all true and here 4laughs. If u a bitch dat can't handle whut ya boi postin, do me a favor den. Go up 2yo address bar and type in www.imabitchassnigga.com, cause dat's where u belong. Nigga U Mad?

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

#ThatNiggaGay

Da biggest #NiggaYouGay stamp goes 2 dat lanky bitch Justin Bieber. Here u go nigga, use it wit pride. You earned dis shit:



So ya boi just had 2force myself 2 sit through da whole Justin Bieber "Baby" video and 20secs into it, a nigga wanted 2bang ma head against da keyboard. And if u trust anythin a nigga say wit hair wrapped round his head like he stylin in dis bitch, u need 2 question yo sexuality. Is dis nigga really trynna sing bout love? Serious nigga? No. Nigga u 16.

Gettin good love advice from dis nigga is like:

a)a mexican havin his legal papers
b)a nigga havin bills in his own name
c)a white nigga runnin when he see niggas runnin
d)a asian not ownin a hair store or nail shop

None of dat shit will ever happen!

On sum real, dis nigga is from Canada. CANADA! A nigga see all types of shit wrong wit dat right dere.(U free healthcare havin....)

Den a nigga saw dis interview--> True or false: 'Bieber' is German for basketball?" "Huh?" "German." "Huh? German?" "Yes, German." "I dunno what you're saying."

Da nigga even showed da dumbfuck da paper wit da word on it and his ass still couldn't get it. Bitch, da word is German, u saw it on da got damn paper! Da fuck is wrong wit u?! Read nigga! Read!

His answer: "We dont say dat in America."

REALLY NIGGA?! I know I aint da smartest nigga in da world, but I know da damn word 'German' IS a part of our language! U mop headed bitch!

Oh and dis muthafucka got nominated 4 a 2010 BET Award as Best New Artist! WTF? Last time a nigga checked, da nigga wus white as milk. Niggas been workin hard 2 get a damn BET award (even doe u can prolly get 1 on Ebay or Craigslist 4da low) and here come dis chalky bitch stealin dey shine. Oh wait, I hear yall niggas sayin, "But Riley, Eminem n Justin Timberlake were nominated b4 too. What about them?"

Dem niggas get a pass. Why? Cause dey make real music bitch! Dat transparent nigga JB be singin bout sum ol bullshit!

And da point aint wether he win or not, it's dat he dont fuckin belong dere! Da shit's stupid, just like his lyrics!

Whoever dresses dat nigga needs a fuckin life coach and need 2be on suicide watch. Dis niggas shoes wus bigger den his fuckin head.

U bobble headed, skinny jean wearin, bigfoot muthafucka, A nigga waitin 4da day 4 yo career 2end.

Check out dis statement:

"Arriving at Auckland airport in New Zealand later that day, RadioLIVE New Zealand reported on airport security's efforts to keep Bieber out of trouble. He later tweeted that somebody stole his hat and "knocked down his mama." The teenage girl who stole the hat then uploaded a video to the Internet, outlining the demands of her extortion attempt."

Hold up, u let yo mama get knocked down AND u got ganked 4yo hat by a girl? Oh u's a BITCH. Here's a smiley face---> :) A nigga heard bitches love does.

And i ont know how yall feel bout dis, but if somebody knocked ma mama down, we workin. His ass just stood dere n let it happen.

And 2da Bieber fans: grow da fuck up! Especially if u a 21y/o broad defendin dat nigga on ma timeline

Talkin bout, 'his music is da best' or 'i totally love him'. Well bitch, totally get da fuck off youtube b4 u get fired at work watchin em.

Fuck u gone explain 2yo husband u got fired cause u wus tweetn a kid on da company computer? Oh shit, dere go dat damn health insurance hoe.  Awl bitch, u can't even grocery shop no mo!

Husband: Baby what happened?
U: Um...I got fired.
Husband: Why?
U: Um...I wus on twitter and...
Husband: Bitch I know u wusn't trynna get dat lil white boy's attention again! Bitch u 32 years old wit two kids! What we gone do now? U know I ain't got no job hoe!

Real Nigga Last Remarks:

#ThatNiggaGay. But den again...wtf I know? I'm just a lil black cartoon boy...wit 17k followers, uh blog n a candy hustle...#evl

Nigga U Mad? -___-

6 comments:

  1. buhahahahahahhaha... laughing all thru the read!!!

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  2. Dang... He went in on the homie Justin Beiber..

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  3. Hahahaha Riley This Sh*t Totally True !

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  4. Clowninnn shitt nyuuggguhhh

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  5. Thats wat im sayin tho .. I understand how some random white kid can rock that hair wrap style but how you got a stylist and you still got your hair huggin ur face???

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